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What people are saying, when they think nobody's listening.
“The most discreet thing to happen to Italian-American romance since a whispered dinner reservation.”
“I don't know how they do it. I don't want to know. That's the point.”
“Finally, a dating platform that understands the phrase, "we'll talk later."”
“Four stars. Would date discreetly again. Also, the sauce recipes on the panic page are legitimately good.”
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